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Linguistic Levity

Your favorite part of Friday… the Sesquipedalian humidor is back! Here are a few ambiguous headlines to keep you chuckling:

1. … about a man charged with killing his attacker (COURT TO TRY BEATING VICTIM)
2. … about a protest (MARCH PLANNED FOR AUGUST)
3. … about school closings (TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS)
4. … about a California drug bust (FEDS DISCOVER CRACK IN LA)
5. … about a vagrancy statistic (CITYS HOMELESS CUT IN HALF)
6. … about attorneys’ pro bono work (LAWYERS GIVE POOR ADVICE)
7. … about a stolen Stradivarius (MAN GETS YEAR IN VIOLIN CASE)

Note to Readers!

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Final Sesquip of the Term

This is the final newsletter of the winter term, and it’s also the final newsletter of Acting Sesquipeditor Chris Potts. Please keep the news coming to . Spring will see the return of intrepid Pseudosesquipeditor Richard Futrell and Sesquipeditor in Absentia Ivan Sag.